I Me and Myself

• I use Dabur Lala Tooth Paste for brushing teeth.
• I know Bipasha Basu is a Man.
• I am never too full. I can eat always.
• I absolutely love sleeping...no one can come in between my sleep and me not even Megan Fox
• I feel repulsed but hypocrites and show offs.
• I love writing and find writing first few lines toughest.  Sometimes I do copy few heavy words or should i say take inspiration from other bloggers.
• I get uncomfortable when girls are around. I prefer male company.
• I love batting and even fielding. I hate bowling.
• I plan. Then I plan more. And then I procrastinate
• I Hate smokers but occasionally i smoke.
• I haven't watched a single episode of 'CID', 'Friends' or any Saas Bahu Drama.
• I also speak my thoughts. But the texts are always encrypted. hence mostly i am misunderstood. 
• I can lie with a straight face.
• I don't listen to instrumentals.
• I visit IMDB more than 1000 times a day, rest of the time is taken by my facebook account ( which i am planning to delete very soon ).
• I like Shahrukh khan and love the way he speaks off screen.
• I wish i was old enough when Karishma Kapoor was young. 
• I get satisfied easily yet i am never happy.
• I am immune to alarm clocks.
• I doze off while talking over the telephone.
• I am always short of topics to talk about.
• I am a certified Loner, live in my own world and need continuous self assurance. 
• Things always sound better in my head than when I say them.
• When in Bathroom don't disturb me. I need at least 30 mins to take a proper bath... i love wasting water and love keeping the tap open when i brush my teeth.
• I can't multitask.
• I can have Boiled eggs Omelets actually eggs in any form more than four times a day, 365 days a year.
• I don't believe in the concept of celebrating Random 'days' - valentine's day, mothers's day, chairs's day, slippers' day ! Only thing i understand is Birthday 
• I cannot untie knots. i use scissors.
• I Hate travelling however i love going out anywhere in the middle of the night.
• I once had butterscotch and mango flavored ice cream together and I hate it.
• I love being alone. I just hate silence when I'm not.
• My favorite place on earth is my bed.
• I absolutely hate hangovers.
• I hate to walk. Wheels whthout any doubt is the best invention ever.
• I hate getting up early in the mornings. I punch my bed/the wall almost daily on waking up. I hate it.
• I love staring at my computer screen doing nothing at all except for refreshing the screen from time to time.
• I read and edit my old blogs. I'm too finicky with that.
• I have a 256 KB memory.
• People normally call me up on their birthdays to remind me to wish them.
• I always have a hellish time finding keys. My room mates tel me it ws me who lost all the five keys of the room. But i don't believe them.
• I don't want to hurt people and yet I hate political correctness.
• I do not drink even a litre of water in a day.
• I think Peirce Brosnan is the best Bond ever.
• I have never solved a Crossword or Sudoku. I just hate them.
• I Love Naomi Watts blue eyes.

IF

If you can keep your head when all about you 
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, 
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, 
But make allowance for their doubting too; 
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, 
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, 
Or being hated, don't give way to hating, 
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; 
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; 
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster 
And treat those two impostors just the same; 
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken 
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, 
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, 
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings 
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, 
And lose, and start again at your beginnings 
And never breathe a word about your loss; 
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew 
To serve your turn long after they are gone, 
And so hold on when there is nothing in you 
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, 
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, 
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, 
If all men count with you, but none too much; 
If you can fill the unforgiving minute 
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, 
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, 
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

- Rudyard Kipling

Shaadi Season

It seems this blog is dying a natural death. Changing Times, Lotsa Work, more to do, more to think about. i don't know the exact reason. But Slowly and Steadily it is Phasing out.
Another nightover with me giving myself the company. ( I Me Myself Sallu Bhai Style). 
Another Sleepless night, no Work In hand, Nothing to Munch, Cool misty breeze from the window ,Dim lights and Sleeping Roommates. And i decided to square the circle,to jot down all the randomness in my head and to give a new life to the dead(Blog).

2012 is about to end. It's been an exciting year to say the least. 
Year when half of my facebook friend list got married . 
Year When i completed the dreaded MBA, 
Year when i met some very old friends.
Last month specially has been the most exciting. Both Baldies,my cousin Sisters and College friends getting married. 
As you could imagine i was over the moon at the thought of meeting Purane Yaar Dost. Memories of childhood got unwrapped.

Coming Back to the Shaadis
Shaadis trust me are no different from our Bollywood masala flicks.It has everything emotion,comedy,drama,dance,music etc.

From Always Cribbing Aunties with Tonnes of Make Up to Always Giggling Smiling Pretty Young Things Gyrating in Testosterone Boosting outfits to Uncles with 'I should have be in my room with glass and chakna' look to Sweaty Ladke in Baraatis Dancing like there is no tomorrow.

I enjoyed it All. Wedding season it was. 




Saw this Amazing Movie ' Life of Pi ' in 3D a few days back in Lucknow.
I had not seen 'Avatar in 3D and Practically hated 3D movies. 
But O Boy 'Richard Parker' and Company took us on an Adventurous ride in the Pacific which is Worth Remembering. Story of a Teen Surviving the Wild Pacific Ocean and his Bonding with the Royal Bengal Tiger.
The movie was visually mesmerizing. On Visual Effects alone, Life of Pi will likely land a nomination for Best Picture. A scene where a Majestic Blue whale breathtakingly jumps out from the calm sea, turning the waters is Simply Out of the World.

The Year 2012 is also about to end. Unfortunately due to some should have been avoided circumstances and my evergreen carelessness my Andaman Plan got cancelled. Keeping my fingers crossed waiting for some last minute miracle to happen.

Now to some more serious preachy Randomness in my head
Life is irreversible,insensitive and at time uncontrollable.
One moment i was dancing with joy prepared for something that was about to come my way. The very next moment it was not mine to claim. That doesn't really change anything, 
does it? Days pass by, Life goes on. Dilli jana shyad kismat me hi nahi likha hai :(

Anyway. I'm still the same person, trying very hard to be someone different. I hope whoever is reading this is alright, wherever you are.
Take Care !